Tiny flat, one cupboard, absolute carnage. Did the whole lot in an afternoon with a podcast on. I can finally see what I actually own — and I've stopped panic-buying a fourth bag of rice.
It's a tiny printer that puts a name on everything you own. Jars, bins, lunch boxes, that drawer. One afternoon and your other half can finally find the lentils without shouting your name up the stairs.
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Everyone asks you where things are. Every single time. Here's the bit where that stops.
Biro on a care label lasts until roughly the second wash, and iron-on tags want an evening you do not have. Print the name with a little cartoon they'll recognise before they can even read it, and get through the lunchbox, the bottle, the jumper and the entire pencil case in one sitting in front of the telly.
Under the shell: a thermal print head that burns the text straight into the paper, a 1200mAh cell that goes days between charges, and Bluetooth that pairs in one tap. Nothing to clog, nothing to reorder, nothing that quietly gives up the month after the warranty runs out. Ours runs two years.
Scent names, ingredients, batch numbers, addresses. Sharp enough that customers assume there's a print supplier involved somewhere. And with no ink and no charge per label, two hundred a week costs you a roll of paper — which matters when the margin is literally your wages.
The chilli from a Sunday you can't quite place. The sauce lurking at the back. The tub that could be soup or could be a science project. Put the name and the date on as it goes in and the entire "shall I risk it" conversation disappears — you end up eating what you actually paid for.
Most of them already own a label maker. That's rather the point.
No subscription. No premium tier. No account. No three-day trial that turns into a charge while you're asleep. Every font, border, icon and template is unlocked the second you open the box and stays that way. We'd rather sell you paper than rent you your own fonts back.
It prints with heat, not ink. No cartridge, no toner, nothing quietly drying out since March. The only thing you buy again is the paper roll — and ours aren't chipped or locked, so you're never trapped paying our price for it.
203 dpi thermal printing means crisp black text that doesn't smear when you grab a jar with damp fingers. Water-resistant rolls for the fridge and bathroom, removable rolls for anything you'll want to peel off cleanly when you inevitably reorganise it all again.
Charge it, open the app, tap to pair, type, print. No cables, no desktop software, no manual written by someone who has never met a human. It's 110g and 98×88×42mm so it lives in a drawer, and the battery lasts days of proper labelling.
Prints up to 58mm wide — big enough for a proper pantry label with the date, small enough for a cable tag or a spice lid. One printer, one app, every room. And if it turns out not to be your thing, send it back within 30 days and we'll refund the lot.
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There isn't one, and there's no asterisk either. No paid tier, no premium fonts, no template limit, no account required. You never hand us a card to use a thing you already bought. We built the whole brand on this because the rest of the category didn't — so charging a subscription later would be a fairly quick way to have no customers.
Nope. Our rolls aren't chipped or locked, so any standard thermal roll up to 58mm wide works fine. We sell ours because they're good and cheap, not because we've engineered a trap.
On clean dry surfaces they stay put. Use the water-resistant rolls for the fridge, freezer and bathroom — that's what they're for. Want to peel them off cleanly later? Removable rolls. Months of direct sunlight will fade any thermal label, ours included, which is physics rather than a design flaw.
No. It pairs to your phone over Bluetooth — iPhone or Android — and everything happens in the app. No desktop software, no cable to lose. The USB cable in the box is purely for charging.
Charge it, open the app, tap to connect, type, print. Most people are printing inside five minutes without opening the manual. If you do get stuck, message us and an actual person replies.
Up to 58mm wide at 203 dpi — big enough for a proper pantry label with the name and date, small enough for a cable tag or a spice lid. The printer is 98×88×42mm and weighs 110g, roughly a pack of cards.
Send it back within 30 days for a full refund — opened, used, labels everywhere, doesn't matter. There's a 2-year warranty on the hardware on top of that.
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One afternoon, one tiny printer, and the last time anyone asks you where something goes.
no subscription. not now, not ever.
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